Stress & Jokes

Aku betul2 need something to make me laugh ...stress aku menjadi2 in the last few days ...even masa hari birthday pun I was working like a crazy person ....i was "on call" coz the bosses were scrutinizing my report ...every single detail yang diorang musykil tu call aku for clarification ....pastu minta aku sentiasa angkat fon (*cam tau tau ajer aku plan nak off kan fon!) and sentiasa online coz they are emailing documents etc for correction and clarification ...aku stress sesangat coz aku dah letih sangat masa tu ....kesabaran aku bertahan till 6.30pm ...that's when my boss call, and i told him, "can you not call me in the next 2 hours please - I want to blow the candles on my birthday cakes and have dinner with my family" ....thank God, he understood and tak kacau aku malam tu .....not by phones anyway, cuma email bertalu2 from them - there were 4 people giving me instructions!

so, tadi buka2 emel tengok ada chain-email ni ...it, in some ways, makes me laugh ...hehehe takle tahap org giler punya laughter :-)

here's some of the jokes that i like from the email ...

DOCTOR:
A person who kills
your ills by pills,
and kills you
by his bills!

FATHER:
A banker
provided by
nature
(**** hehehe i can relate to this sebab sejak azali my dad mmg my banker!)

MISER:
A person
who lives poor
so that
he can die RICH!
(**** and we all nie kira ok, sebab we all jenis spend spend spend ....utang belakang kira :-) janji hidup happy)

OFFICE:
A place
where you can relax
after your strenuous
home life
(*** in a way, i am looking forward to my office - sebab boleh emel tak hengat ngan liz, and fend ...and very occasionally eat - nie minah busy!)

and last but not least :

LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either
(**** emmmm, what can I say ...)

Have a great Monday everyone!