Monday, December 26, 2011

A cross between Kilafairy and Angelina Jolie

Berita tergempar this very morning...kita bangun my usual time about 5.40am...my alarm is always on d dot...ahmad aariz lah tu...so i woke up..kissed my little boy...and before i made his susu..went to the toilet...while walking my lips felt strange...after shoo shoo...went to the sink, to wash my hand....took a glance of my morning face at the mirrow and wallahhhhhh...terkejut al-berukss...my lips was swollen..tak sakit tak ape cuma bengkak aje...dua kali pandang rasa mcm my whole face dah bengkak sebelah....tengok tak herot....akak cool aje...
buat susu...fed mat aariz...put him in his rocky...and on the baby tv...baring sebelah dia...lelap again...then bangun tengok lah tak baik lagi...I called my dear hubby tercinta....akak berlakun pepagi hari buat suara cam nak mati sgt....ha..ha..ha...tapi tak sampai hati nak lama, kang abang kita tinggalkan ayam 10 reban balik Kuantan, kesian pulak kat ayam......aku hentam gelak pepagi buta...
dah sungguh muka jawa totok dah akak...wahahahah....then i remember the nite before dok cakap about botox and silicone with the gang....nak mintak diskaun kat our miss pharmacy...kak Ita lah...sapa lagi...dok mengarut nanti tunggu 45 ke 50 ke. terus this morning, Allah bagi preview ....cantik lah sangat....ha..ha..ha...padan muka aku...insaf dua jenak akak....

Adib pulak cakap ...itu lah mummy semalam gelak kuat sangat....well last nite bro Fendu buat lawak of the century...berkisar surrounding baju tidur belangku...yang konon in sangat alaf ini....i shared with the boys....dia org pun gelak nak mati...kah..kah...afi kata uncle fendi boleh masuk maharaja lawak....compliment tu ha..ha..ha..



Pagi tadi about 10am nak gi hospital....before that gi mamak for roti canai...i had teh tarik...tetiba rasa bengkak tu kurang...i think air panas tu macam tuam dia kut...slowly slowly...reda..alhamdulillah....and i postponed the hospital.


That is my story being a cross between kilafairy and angelina jolie ha...ha...afi kata dah macam kilafairy tak jadi mummy ni.....adoiii...mmg sungguh d very d jawa totok....sumpah lepas ni tak de dah akak nak sebut about silicone or botox or yg sewaktu dengannya....ha..ha...learned my lesson he..he...







see dah surut tinggal sikit sikit sisa nya....

8 comments:

fendifid said...

Sib baik surut cepat.

fendifid said...

Memang class la nko kalau gi buat botox...sib baik sedar diri.

Yang musykilnya kan...nko bengkak sikit aje dah rasa muka cam jawa totok...those yang buat betul betul sampai muka cam hantu tu takde pulak perasaan camtu kan kan kan.

Liz Duan said...

aku sedar diri dan ruang...ha..ha..hari ni mata kau pulak sakit

Liz Duan said...

mata AKU bukan kau

fendifid said...
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fendifid said...

Nko ni banyak dosa kecik kot. Tu yang sakit itu ini...peluang mencuci dosa kering...he he he

Liz Duan said...

adoiii ustaz berkata kata..sungguh gamak nya,,,,syukran!

Ejin said...

Kah kah kah aku tengok baju belang yang very in trend tu terus teringat kerja gila fendu lol ....memang sakan kiter gelak malam tu, mahu tak bibir herot merot lol ....